danandphilthings

danisnotonfire:

amazzingphil:

d4nhowell:

elliegalaxies:

muteradepotatisar:

muteradepotatisar:

midknight123:

thanksfortheuniverse:

lesterlion:

lowse:

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dancest 

no… Danception.

Dan on Dan action.

…i am going to draw dancest now

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there we go.

“You smell nice, Daniel.” Dan whispered, biting his own lip to stop himself saying anything more than that. The two had always been close, ever since they first met. He didn’t want to ruin the friendship between them.

Daniel blushed and looked down at the floor, “S-so do you.” He said, just as quietly as Dan had done, “You kind of smell like raspberries.”

Dan laughed a little, not wanting to admit that he’d used Phil’s ‘Raspberry Kiss’ shower gel when he showered before he left the house to meet Daniel, “I guess it’s just my natural scent.” He took a step closer to Daniel and brushed a few strands of brown hair out of his eyes.

Daniel blushed even more. Was this happening? Was this actually happening? He tilted his head upwards to admire the gorgeous tanned boy stood before him, his brain desperately trying to come up with something intelligent to say. His thoughts came to an abrupt end when the gorgeous boy pressed his lips against his own. Daniel wrapped his arms around Dan’s neck, melting into the kiss.

He’d waited so long for this.

i’m done

guys.

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pullovermenwitheyebrows:

troylercrazy:

amazingdoctorisnotonfire:

hanskristoff—annasven:

ilovett:

annuemmarizonatorres:

gaygron:

jr-abraxas:

I like how literally everything on Tumblr is an argument except three things.

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The Holy Trinity of Queens

HERE LET ME FIX THIS

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Queen

Why is Tyler not here

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Da Queen of all Queens.

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phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quickDan started to ride Philip’s disco stickA shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got himHe chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.

“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.

Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that bottom”

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demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out